Griddle Guru Gifts

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Oh Hi!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Come and get it!"

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Getting through the week.

Licensed to grill.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

100k Desert Crawl

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'