Grout Guru Gifts

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Oh Hi!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'I could do that.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Lawnmower

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Come and get it!"

Getting through the week.

Licensed to grill.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Creative accounting.

100k Desert Crawl

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'