Grout Guru Pillows

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Oh Hi!'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

Lawnmower

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Come and get it!"

Getting through the week.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Creative accounting.

100k Desert Crawl

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'