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The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

Bowling ball head.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Ten Pin Revenge.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Allotment

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Evolution.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Walking Luggage.