Gutter Guru Gifts

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

Bowling ball head.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Ten Pin Revenge.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

CEO with SEO

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Allotment

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Evolution.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'