Gutter Guardian Gifts

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Deaths from Coronavirus

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Toys and environmental pollution

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Biodiversity

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Climate Change

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!