Gutter Gurus Gifts

"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Organic Soldering.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Inflating Boobs.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

Dustbin monster.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Bowling ball head.