Gutter Gurus Gifts

"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Organic Soldering.

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Inflating Boobs.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Bowling ball head.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."