Gutter Cleaning Guru Gifts

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

House for sale - some assembly required.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Dustbin monster.