Gutter Cleaner Gifts

Biofelineism

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Cleaning up space junk.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Council worker sweeping under car.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'