Sewer Cleaner Gifts

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Dust Bunny

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

In the art gallery

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"