Sewer Inspector Gifts

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'This ladder is rotten!'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Yo, Twitchy

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

Boss, are you sure I should dump our toxic waste in the creek? Of course, minion. Little known fact … While everyone was obsessed with Trump's inauguration crowd size, he quietly froze all grants and contracts by the Environmental Protection Agency. The township's Department of Monitoring-Toxic-Waste-in-the-Creek lost its funding and had to lay off its inspectors. Why do we even have toxic waste? We're a cafe. No reason. Say, did you know it's .07% cheaper to import coffee beans from Chernobyl?

Safety First.

"Look - an urban legend."

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

'I think we should report this coffee to the environmental inspector.'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Because I say sew."

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Before Powerpoint Presentations

East Looe sewage on beach

'You say it's a boat, I say it's a house, and it's not up to code.'

'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

'Try and look on the bright side Cressida, all this HSR2 stuff save us having to replace the hall carpet.'

Dodgy firework factory

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

Nitrates

Drain cleaning