Sewer Scientist Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors sewer scientists’ unique blend of engineering expertise and creative innovation? Explore our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that pay tribute to these unsung heroes of infrastructure. Perfect for those who take pride in their craft and love a good laugh. Surprise a sewer scientist with a gift that combines humor, intellect, and artistic flair, making their everyday tools and workspace a little more fun.

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"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics." mockup

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

from $19.00

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

from $19.00

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!" mockup

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

from $19.00

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!' mockup

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

from $19.00

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

from $19.00

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .' mockup

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

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"We wish we could drink the water." mockup

"We wish we could drink the water."

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"You have sewage between your teeth." mockup

"You have sewage between your teeth."

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User friendly soil.

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Cat with all the hair he has ever shed mockup

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

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'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...' mockup

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

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Worm Appreciation Society!

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'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.' mockup

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

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'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

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Coffin floating out of outflow pipe. mockup

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

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"The beginning of another urban legend."

"The beginning of another urban legend." mockup

"The beginning of another urban legend."

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'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.' mockup

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

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"Good news! Our septic tank is shot." mockup

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

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Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles." mockup

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

from $19.00

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...' mockup

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

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"Look - an urban legend."

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Agriculture and New Technologies

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"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

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"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us." mockup

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

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The Incredible Shrinking Man, explained at long last.

The Incredible Shrinking Man, explained at long last. mockup

The Incredible Shrinking Man, explained at long last.

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"Because I say sew."

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"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Even our job has its own small mercies." mockup

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

from $19.00

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage. mockup

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

from $19.00

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!'

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!' mockup

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!'

from $19.00

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.' mockup

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

from $19.00

Sewer Scientist Gifts Collection

Sewer Scientist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful mugs that celebrate sewer scientists’ innovative work. A perfect gift to start their day with a smile.

Sewer Scientist Pillows

Find playful pillows that bring humor and coziness to the workspace or home, celebrating sewer scientists’ creative minds.

Sewer Scientist Prints

Browse striking prints that honor the ingenuity of sewer scientists, ideal for decorating their work area or living space with a touch of wit.

Sewer Scientist T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for sewer scientists who love to showcase their clever side. Comfortable, fun, and full of personality.