Sewage Engineer Gifts

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Water needs filtration.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Unfair Working Conditions

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

'If it weren't for the suppliers not sending Trebuchets, this siege would be over quickly.'

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Before Powerpoint Presentations

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

Water Desalination Plant.