Sewage Engineer Pillows

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

Water needs filtration.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

'If it weren't for the suppliers not sending Trebuchets, this siege would be over quickly.'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Unfair Working Conditions

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

Water Desalination Plant.

Removable Manhole