Sewage Technician Pillows

"Redundancies are expected at the sewage plant as you know...I'm sorry Trevor...you are going to have to stay."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Unfair Working Conditions

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Removable Manhole

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

"Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to partially treated sewage."