Sewage Technician Gifts

"Redundancies are expected at the sewage plant as you know...I'm sorry Trevor...you are going to have to stay."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

Unfair Working Conditions

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Removable Manhole

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike