Sewage Plant Worker Gifts

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Time Clock

Daisy Diaper Service

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Mask Autumn

We're polishing our brand.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Welsh water sewage

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Up your end.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins