Sewage Manager Gifts

"Redundancies are expected at the sewage plant as you know...I'm sorry Trevor...you are going to have to stay."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Supply Chain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Folding Container.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

The Dog Poo

"Well, the drought is over."

Accident Free Days 14?3.

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'What training do I get?'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Health and safety nightmare.

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

Man putting up accident prevention sign falls off ladder.

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

"If you ask me, this supply chain business has already gone way too far. . ."

Sewage Treatment Plant

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

"Kelly is being let go."

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'This is my supply chain.'