Sewage Manager T-Shirts

"Redundancies are expected at the sewage plant as you know...I'm sorry Trevor...you are going to have to stay."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Folding Container.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"Well, the drought is over."

The Dog Poo

Accident Free Days 14?3.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'What training do I get?'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Health and safety nightmare.

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

Man putting up accident prevention sign falls off ladder.

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Sewage Treatment Plant

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

"Kelly is being let go."

"If you ask me, this supply chain business has already gone way too far. . ."

'This is my supply chain.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."