Sewage Inspector T-Shirts

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Sewage Treatment Plant

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

Safety First.

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

East Looe sewage on beach

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Unfair Working Conditions

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

Removable Manhole

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Nitrates

Sewage workers on strike

Drain cleaning

"Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to partially treated sewage."