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"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Belief and Trust.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Pollsters

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

"Cabbage Patch"

Chicken Engineer

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

"Because I say sew."

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"