Sewage Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Belief and Trust.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Pollsters

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Cabbage Patch"

Chicken Engineer

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Because I say sew."

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

'Did Mom send you to your room, too?'