Sewage System Strategist T-Shirts

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

I think I can...

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Member of two trade unions

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

A misery of mole hills

Unison plans strikes

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

Bowling Pin Strike

"Look - an urban legend."

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

Transcendental Mediation

'The new automated system was a bit of a disaster!'

On strike at the sign shop

A picket line for the umpires union.

Unfair Working Conditions