Sewage Systems T-Shirts

Removable Manhole

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

HS2

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Sewage Treatment Plant

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"Look - an urban legend."

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Unfair Working Conditions

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

Sewage workers on strike

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."