Sewage Inspector Mugs

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"Look - an urban legend."

Safety First.

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

East Looe sewage on beach

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Unfair Working Conditions

Removable Manhole

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

"Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to partially treated sewage."

Drain cleaning

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Nitrates

Sewage workers on strike