Weigh Station Inspector Mugs

The day the scales broke down at the truck weigh station.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'This ladder is rotten!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

Free sample stand in food market.

Safety First.

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

Warning Slippery Floor

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.

"...he's the factory inspector."

'How's the diet coming?'

"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"It's worse than it looks- he's the factory inspector."

No Playing at Soldiers

'Well, I thought it was a damned clever valentine for a meat inspector to give his girl!"