Sewage Worker Gifts

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

Removable Manhole

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

"Faeces, stools, ordure, excreta. . .I just love all that s**t."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike

'What have you done with Mrs Bradshaw?'

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

Unfair Working Conditions

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to partially treated sewage."

"Maybe I could meet you after work."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Time Clock

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Daisy Diaper Service

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'