Recycling Plant Worker Gifts

Human Resources Recycling Zone

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Is that allowed, meat and plastic together in the same ground?'

Garbage Recyclers: "Phew. What's that smell?"

"The only business that is resistant to going paperless is the recycling plant."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Time Clock

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

Up your end.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Sunday.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Health and Safety Guidelines.

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I've got pride but no shame."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Magnet at scrapyard

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Pork Lift

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

'What training do I get?'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.