Waste Removal Company Worker Gifts

Phone Book Removal Service.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Nuclear waste.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Sunday.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

The Dog Poo

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Urban Compost Heap.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'What training do I get?'

"He was a real fan of recycling."