Waste Removal Company Worker Gifts

Phone Book Removal Service.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Nuclear waste.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sunday.

NYC Department of Sanitation

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

The Dog Poo

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Urban Compost Heap.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'What training do I get?'