Recycle Worker Gifts

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Sunday.

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

"Did you order takeout?"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'What training do I get?'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Ace paper recycling

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"Fly tipping"

Scrapyard Worker

Al's Computer Salvage.

Al's computer salvage.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Jumbo Paper Shredder

Too Much Information.

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'