Recycle Worker Gifts

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

Sunday.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Did you order takeout?"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'What training do I get?'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Ace paper recycling

"Fly tipping"

Scrapyard Worker

Al's computer salvage.

Al's Computer Salvage.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

Jumbo Paper Shredder

Too Much Information.

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'