Recycling Officer Gifts

'At this rate, we'll never become obsolete.'

"We've decided to have you recycled, Parker."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Maybe clean out your wallet

Eco Princess

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Environmental Conscience

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Fishing for Litter

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Sunday.

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Magnet at scrapyard

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Did you order takeout?"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Earth day - spring clean.

Recycling

Bag for Life Collection Point.