Recycling Supervisor Gifts

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Eco Princess

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

The birth of junk mail.

Environmental Conscience

Green Trash

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Fishing for Litter

Bin Inspector

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Sunday.

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Recycled garbage

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Magnet at scrapyard

Look! The climate skeptics are finally leaving. Global warming is hot air. Are you planning to clean up your mess? You treehuggers can do it and feel superior. Whatever, jerks! Not everything can be recycled. Toxic waste.

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Did you order takeout?"

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'