Recycling Specialist Gifts

Fishing for Litter

Catapult Recycling

Earth day - spring clean.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'We can't take this big couch, ma'am.'

Magnet at scrapyard

80% recycled

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Eco Princess

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Green Trash

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Environmental Conscience

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycling Centre

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

This is where Brent council sends you

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.