Recycling Master Gifts

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Litter Pick

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

The birth of junk mail.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

recycling

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

This is where Brent council sends you

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sunday.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."