Recycling Champion Gifts

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

Introducing clean conscience products

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

Eco Princess

When There are Gnomes in the Garbage It Can't Be Good

Recyclops.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Recycling Christmas trees

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Natural Disasters

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Green Trash

Environmental Conscience

The birth of junk mail.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Bin Inspector