Recycle Champion Gifts

Unwanted Christmas Presents

Natural Disasters

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Eco Princess

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Green Trash

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

The birth of junk mail.

Recycling Centre

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Bin Inspector

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Clean air.

Recycled garbage

Fisherman catching whale

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Look! The climate skeptics are finally leaving. Global warming is hot air. Are you planning to clean up your mess? You treehuggers can do it and feel superior. Whatever, jerks! Not everything can be recycled. Toxic waste.