Renewable Champion Gifts

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Eco Princess

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

David Attenborough's Morning

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The birth of junk mail.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

The last bird in the last wood...

Methane Emissions