Renewable Champion Gifts

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Eco Princess

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

David Attenborough's Morning

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Deforestation.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

The birth of junk mail.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Criminal waste of water