Renewable Energy Champion Gifts

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Boris the Miner

Natural Disasters

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

David Attenborough's Morning

US Energy Needs.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'