Renewable Energy Champion Gifts

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Boris the Miner

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Deforestation.

David Attenborough's Morning

US Energy Needs.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'