Recycling Champ Gifts

Recyclable Coffins

The birth of junk mail.

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Eco Princess

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

David Attenborough's Morning

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Recycling Centre

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"The nominees"

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Clean air.

Climate Crisis

Fisherman catching whale

GM Foods.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Global Warming. - Globe dripping in sitting room.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Introducing clean conscience products