Recycling Mastermind Gifts

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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Would it kill you to compost?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Computer operator welding machine.

Reuse it or lose it.

Recycling centre

'I think I found the problem.'

Recycling Centre

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Recycling Elevators

SOS of Garbage

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'