Laundry Mastermind Gifts

"So this is where all the missing socks end up."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

recycling

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"