Laundry Innovator Gifts

Unusual Washing Line

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"Can't you hang your wash somewhere else?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Moses separating his Laundry.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

How it started: How it's going

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Superman's laundry

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'