Laundry Innovator Gifts

Unusual Washing Line

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"Can't you hang your wash somewhere else?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

How it started: How it's going

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'