Restroom Innovator Gifts

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Television company new recruit

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Blake's Sealant.

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Unusual Washing Line

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

"Finally a bit of privacy."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour