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Paper Bath Towels.

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'Now this little baby here we call 'the Honeymooner.' It does away with the whole issue of leaving the seat up.'

"We are facing an existential threat."

'I'll take it!'

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"My smart toilet has Bluetooth, a computer, a stereo, a fitness program, movies and an office."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Swiss Army Stove.

Television company new recruit

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'