Bathroom Innovator Gifts

Paper Bath Towels.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'Now this little baby here we call 'the Honeymooner.' It does away with the whole issue of leaving the seat up.'

"We are facing an existential threat."

'I'll take it!'

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"My smart toilet has Bluetooth, a computer, a stereo, a fitness program, movies and an office."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Television company new recruit

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Swiss Army Stove.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'