Toilet Innovator Gifts

'So, Mister Hamer, you want 500,000 pounds for a 2% share of your revolutionary new port-a-loo business!'

Personal Potty Trainer

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

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"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Paper Bath Towels.

Where history's best ideas happen.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Teaching from Home

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Unusual Washing Line

Og invents the port-a-potty.

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

"I really really have to pee."

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Caveman and the wheel.

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

"I say you sneaking that case of toilet tissue in the house early this morning. Dad. . . What are you up to?"

Eureka!

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"O.K., doomer."

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"We are facing an existential threat."

Ski Toilets

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

The Perfect Husband Presses Own Trousers

"My smart toilet has Bluetooth, a computer, a stereo, a fitness program, movies and an office."

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

'Now this little baby here we call 'the Honeymooner.' It does away with the whole issue of leaving the seat up.'

The new normal? ...and for the lady of the house, this can be your Charmin toilet paper chamber.