Toilet Technology Aficionado Gifts

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Wallpapering 4

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Creation of Adam

"So tell me about your last poop."