Portable Toilet Aficionado Gifts

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

Portal Loo

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Toilet humour

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

WC problem.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Portalouvre

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"So tell me about your last poop."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'