Portable Toilet Humor Gifts

Portalouvre

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

Toilet humour

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

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