Porta-potty Humorists Gifts

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

Dog wearing a cone

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Crisis'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The Rural Bidet...

Portalouvre

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"