Porta-potty Humorists T-Shirts

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

The Rural Bidet...

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Portalouvre

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"